Retirement Party

Gather 'round, folks, we're throwing a retirement party for a legend.

We were one of the firsts in the world to sell these slow feeders, but we're discontinuing them today not because they're bad, but because they committed the ultimate crime - they got too popular.

Here at Cuddypup, we have standards:
✓ Unique
✓ Underrated
✓ Not carried by 27 other retailers

These violated clause #3. Sentence: Retirement.

20% off all remaining stock!
(No encores, no comebacks)

Let's retire them gracefully, to make room for what's next. Help us turn the page.